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| “ | Zazu: There's one in every family, sire. Two in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions. Mufasa: What am I going to do with him? Zazu: He'd make a very handsome throw rug. Mufasa: Zazu! Zazu: And just think! Whenever he gets dirty, you could take him out and beat him! |
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| “ | Zazu: Checking in with the morning report. Mufasa: Fire away. Zazu: Well, the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot... Mufasa: Oh, really? Zazu: And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... |
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| “ | Zazu: Oh, just look at you two. Little seeds of romance, blossoming in the savanna. Your parents will be thrilled...what with your being betrothed and all. Simba: Be-what? Zazu: Betrothed. Intended. Affianced. Nala: Meaning? Zazu: One day, you two are going to be married! |
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| “ | Zazu: Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you two turtle doves have no choice. It's a tradition going back generations! Simba: Well, when I'm king, that'll be the first thing to go. Zazu: Not so long as I'm around. Simba: Well, in that case, you're fired. Zazu: Hmm, nice try, but only the king can do that. Nala: Well, he's the future king. Simba: Yeah. So you have to do what I tell you. Zazu: Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed! |
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| “ | Simba: Come on. Let's go check it out. Zazu: The only checking out you will do will be to check out of here!
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| “ | Simba: Look! Banana Beak is scared. Zazu: That's Mr. Banana Beak to you, fuzzy. |
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| “ | Banzai: A trio of trespassers! Zazu: And quite by accident, let me assure you! A simple navigational error. Shenzi: Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. I know you. You're Mufasa's little stooge! Zazu: I, madam, am the king's majordomo. |
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| “ | Zazu: Ix-nay on the oopid-stay... Banzai: Who you callin' "oopid-stay?!" |
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| “ | Banzai: The little majordomo bird hippity-hopped all the way to the birdie-boiler. Zazu: Oh, no. Not the birdie-boiler! |
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| “ | Zazu: Oh, look, sire. The herd is on the move. Mufasa: Odd. |
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| “ | Simba: Zazu, help me! Zazu: Your father is on the way! Hold on! Simba: Hurry! |
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| “ | Scar: Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little...bounce in it! Zazu: It's a small world, after all! Scar: No! No! Anything but that. |
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| “ | Zazu: Oh, I would never have had to do this for Mufasa. Scar: What?! What did you say? Zazu: Oh, nothing! Scar: You know the law: Never, ever mention that name in my presence. I am the king! Zazu: Yes, sire. You are the king. I...I... Well, I only mentioned it to illustrate the differences in your royal managerial approaches. |
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| “ | Scar: Oh...eat Zazu! Zazu: Oh, you wouldn't want me! I'd be so tough and gamey and ewww. Scar: Oh, Zazu, don't be ridiculous. All you need is a little garnish. |
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| “ | Nala: Simba, you owe him your daughter's life. Zazu: Yes, sire. Clearly, we are in his debt. And royal protocol demands that all debts be paid. Though in this case you might want to make an exception. |
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| “ | Simba: Yes. Elephants and their traditions. Zazu: And they take those traditions very seriously, sire. Simba: Oh, believe me, I know. It has to be perfect. Zazu: True. But it's just one phrase. Eihe kala pano tou. Simba: Hmm. Easy for you to say. Zazu: Oh, I suppose it is. But then, I am fluent in elephant, not to mention gorilla, chimpanzee, and several dialects of bushbuck.
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| “ | Zazu: Come now, sire. It's really not as bad as all that. Simba: Having to say goodbye to an old friend in a language that I don't understand? Zazu: Yes, this is an unfortunate duty, but you have so many other wonderful ones, sire, if I may say so.
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| “ | Zazu: No, no, no, sire. Like this. Eihe kala pano tou. Simba: Ehke kana pao tu. What does this mean again? Zazu: Literally, it translates to, "He had good on him." It means he was a good elephant. Simba: Well, that is certainly true. Aminifu had much good on him. Zazu: And now, you'll just have to say it in Elephantese. Simba: I can't say it in Elephantese. And do you know why? Because I'm not an elephant.
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| “ | Simba: Okay, Zazu. Once more, from the top. Zazu: Of course, sire.
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| “ | Simba: Itchy kala pano tou. Did I get it right that time? Zazu: It's coming along, sire. Nala: You'll get it, Simba. Zazu, how much longer until we get there? Zazu: Hmm. Actually, we've arrived.
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| “ | Simba: Did I say he had good on him? Zazu: I'm not sure, sire, but I think you just said he had...poop on him.
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| “ | Fuli: Zazu? What are you doing here? Zazu: Ono's job, apparently. There's been a rockslide. No one was injured, but it cut the giraffes off from their watering hole. Ono: Oh, no. Zazu: Oh, yes, Ono.
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| “ | Zazu: You would have known had you been on the lookout. Oh... Bunga: There's nothin' wrong with him. He stands out! Zazu: Indeed. In any case, the giraffes need your help.
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| “ | Bunga: Maybe next time, try flying under the beehive, not through it! Zazu: Yes. Thank you, Bunga.
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| “ | Fuli: So, why were you in such a hurry? Zazu: I was looking for you. All of you! Beshte: What's the kerbubble, Zazu? Zazu: I've just received word. The pangolins are spraying everywhere! It's quite a stinky situation. Ono: Odd. Pangolins only spray when they're threatened. Kion: Then we better check it out. Zazu: My thoughts precisely!
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| “ | Rafiki: Perhaps Zazu himself can explain. Eh, Zazu? Zazu: Not funny, Rafiki! Mbeya: At least, you're right about that. I'm not getting off until you apologize, Zazu. Zazu: Apologize? Me? I'm the one with a rhinoceros on his head.
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| “ | Mbeya: Uh... That's okay. Sorry I sat on you, Zazu. Zazu: Quite all right. Rafiki, please tell me this won't make it into the official portrait. Rafiki: Not the official one.
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| “ | Zazu: What is all this commotion about? Kion: Oh, hey, Zazu. Zazu: Kion. Hmm. An antelope stuck in a tree... This will most definitely be included in my morning report. Bupu: To the king? Does he need to find out about this? Does everyone? Zazu: It is my sworn duty to keep the king informed of all the goings-on in the Pride Lands. No matter how bizarre they may be.
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| “ | Zazu: Hmm. Very original solution, Kion. Kion: Thanks, Zazu. Zazu: Now, if you'll excuse me, I must see what else is transpiring in the Pride Lands. Not that I imagine anything will top this. Bupu, in the future, do try to avoid running into trees.
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| “ | Zazu: Enough! Kion and Bunga: Zazu? Zazu: I expect it's merely an oversight on your part, Pua. But surely you did not intend for Makuu to eat...the son of the king?
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| “ | Zazu: Very well, Pua. I, too, respect the crocodile ways. But, as Kion's well-being is my responsibility...I offer myself in his place. Makuu: Huh? Bunga: Un-Bunga-lievable! Zazu: Though I am but a humble adviser to King Simba, I expect I will satisfy even the most discriminating of palates.
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| “ | Zazu: What is the meaning of this? Hyenas. I should have known. What do you think you're doing in the Pride Lands? Janja: Actually, we're leaving the Pride Lands. And you're coming with us. Zazu: What? I most certainly am not! Janja: Grab him, and let's get moving. Zazu: Unmouth me, you brute! Do you have any idea who I am? Chungu: Ooh, ooh! I know! I know! You're Zazu.
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| “ | Zazu: Yes. So, now that you've trapped me so cleverly, what, pray tell, is the rest of your ingenious plan? Cheezi: You ain't gonna believe this, but...we don't know. Chungu: Yeah, we sure don't. We're waiting for Janja to come back and tell us. Zazu: Of course, you are. Ugh. This wrongful imprisonment will not go unanswered.
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| “ | Cheezi: So...why should I let you go? Zazu: Because it's the smart thing to do. And you're the smart one. Cheezi: Huh? Zazu: Chungu, I'll address this to you since, obviously, you are the smart one. Chungu: That's what I always thought. I just didn't think of it 'till now. When you said it. Hear that, Cheezi? The smart bird says I'm the smart one. Cheezi: Yeah! That makes sense. But isn't Janja the smart one? Zazu: Actually, I believe that you both are the smart ones.
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| “ | Janja: Wait a second. You didn't tell us anything important! Zazu: I most certainly did. You just weren't listening. What is that delectable smell? It's me!
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| “ | Kion: Come on, Zazu. Let's get you back to Pride Rock. Zazu: Yes. You took the words right out of my beak.
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| “ | Zazu: And so, for today's morning report... Simba: The morning report? Really, Zazu? Zazu: Yes. I've never given a late morning report.
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| “ | Fuli: Yeah. You took out two hyenas to save me. Not everyone can be that brave. I owe you one. Zazu: Oh. Thank you, Fuli. Though I wouldn't be here if you all hadn't rescued me. In fact, I owe all of you one. Kion: Not me. We're even. Maybe you forgot that you saved me from the crocs when I was a little cub. But I never did. Zazu: Ah, yes. That was a close one indeed. But enough reminiscing. And on with the morning report!
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| “ | Simba: Zazu, report. Zazu: Hadithi has just arrived with the gorilla warrior, Shujaa. Kion: That's everyone. Zazu: Indeed. The Lion Guard has gathered all the other herds.
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