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The Zebra Mastermind (song)
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Attribution information
Composer

Beau Black

Lyricist

Beau Black

Performers

Kevin Schon

Release information
Length

1:18

Appearances

The Lion Guard

"The Zebra Mastermind" is a song composed by Beau Black for The Lion Guard. It premiered on September 5, 2018, in the episode of the same name, "The Zebra Mastermind".

Lyrics

Thurston:
The Lion Guard might be tough
But they're really not that bright
That's why they talk to me
I help them make things right

I know so many things
Like zebras are black and white
So the Guard always checks with me
Before they go and fight

Zebras:
Oh, yes
He's the best
The smartest that you'll find
Brighter than the rest
A tribute to our kind

When he takes the lead
We all fall behind
He's the zebra, zebra, zebra mastermind

Thurston:
Just ask me and I'll tell you
I'm so very, very smart
If you need an answer
I'm the place to start

I don't brag about my wisdom
I just don't have the heart
But if it weren't for me
The Guard would fall apart

Zebras:
Oh, yes
He's the best
The smartest that you'll find
Brighter than the rest
A tribute to our kind

When he takes the lead
We all fall behind
He's the zebra, zebra, zebra mastermind

Thurston:
The zebra mastermind?
That's me!

Zebras:
He's the zebra, zebra, zebra mastermind

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