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The Lion King 1½

No, I haven't, and what a day it's been! No fractures, no lacerations, no concussions, contusions, or injuries of any sort. As a matter of fact, there's no sign of Timon's handiwork anywhere!
―Uncle Max[src]


Timon the sentry? Why don't you save the hyenas the trouble and kill me now? Just kill me now!
―Uncle Max to Ma, after she suggests putting Timon on sentry duty[src]


That's right, mister! Because the world out there is fraught with danger. Fraught, I tell you!
―Uncle Max to Timon[src]


Applaud now, sonny boy. But try clapping when you don't have any hands!
―Uncle Max to Timon, when the latter dismisses the former's teachings[src]


I did trust you.
―Uncle Max to Timon[src]


You think? He's wearing a dress!
―Uncle Max to Ma on Timon[src]


I need help. It didn't work.
―Uncle Max on the tunnel trap[src]


Hey, I brought extra butter!
―Uncle Max[src]